This quite simply it's the sexiest mug You'll ever Lay Your Eyes on of course Kevin your mug is a close second See my wife makes a very particular Sound and if you let me I'm going to try And reproduce that sound for you throw Something like this My wife makes every time she discovers a Coffee stain on our furniture when I'm Distracted I don't have the mental Capacity to search for coaster just to Put my cup down so all the inevitable Happens the coffee stain magically Appears under my cup Now within minutes I knew at that moment I was a Dead Man Walking But there's good news I no longer have To listen to that deathly sound the Floating mug is the ultimate marriage Between a mug and a coastline together Is the perfect elegant solution